This is a drug that relieves people of pain whilst in surgery but can lead to patients having illusions and talking about the first things that come to mind, with usually funny results. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. Girl on anesthesia proposes to nurse. These hilarious stories from Ask Reddit are going to have you chuckling at your phone. And it is always reliably funny. Settings. Thanks to the drugs, I found this hilarious. If you hate the OR you can do something like a pain fellowship as mentioned above or do cardiac and do more interesting cases rather than being yelled at to raise / lower the bed by ortho residents. Go, go, go." Me: Oh I'm fine. Asa 4. Take a look at 30 of the most hilarious pets leaving the vet’s office after a procedure. Scroll down below, and don't forget to upvote your favorite funny anesthesia stories! Pure comedy ensues. Article continues below advertisement 1. Told her that she was the ugliest fucking woman I had ever seen, and I hated her new short haircut.. Working in medicine is tough and we all need some relief. Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Another wisdom teeth story: they put in the IV for the sedative, then a few minutes later a nurse came through, tripped on the IV, and pulled it out of my arm. Anesthesiologist: Okay, fine, here's a stout. Before I was given anesthesia, the anesthesiologist gave me a "cocktail" to calm be down. Old but gold. Counting backwards from 100... 99... 98... 97... 96 Goes under, Waking up 6 hours later in a really loud voice "95... 94... ". The nurse said, "that's OK, you've got a catheter.". The nurse told him that they had several hysterectomy procedures scheduled as well, since they are located in the same general area of the body. This post may include affiliate links. See more ideas about medical humor, humor, anesthesia humor. On the upside, I usually come round sky high. 39.8k. I'm pissing myself". 813 comments. save. I don't give a fuck. Thankfully he took it well, but I'm sure he thinks much less of me. Doctors Reveal Best Anesthesia Waking Stories (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories) Has anything insane happened to you? Anesthesiologist: This will feel like a martini. Fucker never gave me the mars bar. What is a funny thing to say to a surgeon before anesthesia? Icu Nursing Nursing Assistant Nursing … 33.7m members in the funny community. I have no memory of this. Stay organized, and stunningly stylish, with custom clipboards from Zazzle! Well he finally makes it in and they start prepping him, and they make a kind of "tent" around his stomach area. Surgeon: Ah, so you don't remember what you said to me then. Nurse starts the IV... Count down from 100. me. New AskReddit Stories: Doctors, nurses, and hospital staff of Reddit - what are your experiences (funny, sad, horrible) with people waking from anesthesia? He was already super nervous about getting the procedure done and she was trying to help calm him down. Many are already calling us 'The Onion' for doctors, nurses, and all health care professionals. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report; Copy link; Pinterest; 391 comments. b-rry via Reddit Source: b-rry via Reddit 2. Surgery happens, I go home to rest in the afternoon and wake up to a phone call from my surgeon. I counted from 10 to 1. Our goal is to provide comic relief to our hard working healthcare professionals. I donated a kidney to a friend and was put under, but I came to as they were lifting me from a gurney into my hospital bed. During my paramedic clinicals in the ER, an 8 or so year old kid came in with a laceration to his finger that needed about 10 sutures. share. I mean, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on. 10+ Year Member. |Cussed out a public park. Anesthesia Humor Nurse Anesthetist Clipboards Medical Humor School Supplies Faces Lettering Doctor Humor School Stuff. New AskReddit Stories: What would be a funny thing to say to a surgeon before anesthesia kicks in 5 seconds later? The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. Unlike cats, however, he began bargaining: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's talk about this. 125 & 491 More. WARNING: Some videos, pictures and GIF's may contain blood. When I came off anesthesia from wisdom teeth surgery I tried to talk, and was stubborn enough that the nurses gave me a pad of paper. Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Play. If you're squeamish then click with caution. 2.6k votes, 228 comments. Usain Bolt is such a nice guy Wholesome Moments (v.redd.it) submitted 5 hours ago by rocketship94. So he is fighting to try and tell them NOT to do a hysterectomy, but he can't remember the name of the procedure at this point. You know, I don't actually remember seeing you before the surgery! The attending decided that conscious sedation was the best route and elected to use ketamine. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared. The home to people being funny whilst under the influence of anesthesia. #1 . Keep in my mind my surgeon is like... 65. I apparently wasn't pleased with its location, so as we drove by, I hurled insults at it. 99, 98, 97... "The walls are getting dizzy" (<-made perfect sense at the time) 96..... zonk, Waking up with the painkillers and anasthetic wearing off, nurse says 'I'll go get you a prescription for pain killers", me: "Oh god, I love you, marry me?". Someone on Reddit asked, "Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?" I mean, really done this?". Turns out it was my dad who came to pick me up, my mom was at home this whole time. Snow fight in Madrid, covered in snow for the first time in 61 years. From hilariously misinformed patients to doctors with a wickedly dry sense of humor, we at Bored Panda had compiled a list of short stories when doctor/patient interactions were just too funny. It’s a good thing our pets don’t have social media. I had a patient coming out of anesthesia who opened his eyes as I was switching him from a mask to nasal cannula tell me: “This hospital has the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen.” Made me blush I was so flattered, and made the rest of my day awkward with my coworkers teasing me about it. The perfect Titanic Anesthesia Funny Animated GIF for your conversation. Keep in mind he is male. 0:00. Welcome to r/funnyanaesthesia! Feb 10, 2009 #2 So Jeff and Sue meet at a conference, and after a few drinks, they decide to head up to a hotel room. Medical Humor Nurse Humor Medical School Anesthesia Humor Operating Room Nurse Nurse Anesthetist Male Doctor Surgical Tech. I apparently wasn't pleased with its location, so as we drove by, I hurled insults at it. The above conversation is the last thing I remember. Cue my mother laughing in the corner, then pretending to be shocked and horrified. Same surgery. In the evening, it was decided to perform a Caesarean section under general anesthesia due to a â Fetal distressâ . Shmizzyy 2 dec. 1.1K Copy Facebook Pinterest Twitter Email {{ shortRepliesCount }} Show. Girl on anesthesia proposes to nurse. View Comments. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. toMadeMeSmile. Vicky Zar. Apr 26, 2017 - Explore Vaeda Ramadhin's board "Anaesthetic humor" on Pinterest. 0:00. ", "Timmy, we are going to fix your finger. So just as he is about to succumb to the effects and go under he looks right at the nurse with a look of panic on his face and says: "Don't let them take out my uterus". 1.5k comments. When I was a kid having my appendix out, the anesthetist said if I could count from 10 to 1 he'd give me a mars bar. As he feels the effects taking grasp he freaks out a little when he realizes they can't tell his sex by just looking at his belly and he is worried they might try to do a hysterectomy on him. Final score: 622 points. This is a collection of funny one-liners, exactly as typed by medical secretaries: Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. 0:00. POST. The recovery room isn't necessarily the place to erupt into laughter, but sometimes that's exactly what happens. I like people, under general anesthesia, the perfect funny gift for anesthesiologists! Physician. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. 409 comments. ACSurgeon Acute Care Surgeon. Vicky Zar. # Funny Stories Woman wakes up from anesthesia and is shocked by the time and more Post-anesthesia videos are some of the best online (via Reddit Stories from patients and physician anesthesiologists demonstrate how these medical experts make a difference — saving and changing lives when seconds count. View Comments. The glizzy goblin. You should be constantly differentially diagnosing every problem, thinking ahead, and staying vigilant. Your schedule is highly dependent on surgeons. My whole family was in the room (the first time we were together in years), including my girlfriend. save. The home to people being funny whilst under the influence of anaesthesia. Circulatory System. His reaction was just like that of so many cats before him: his eyes went wide and his limbs went out as if the world was spinning underneath him. 115k. Medical Quotes Medical Humor Nurse Humor Operating Room Humor Anesthesia Humor Science Humor Funny Science Funny Memes Jokes. They finish up and then start to put him under. United States About Blog GomerBlog is dedicated to bringing you funny medical satire for Healthcare Professionals. This is Porkchop before and after his vet visit. Plus, as the cherry on top, the med student who was shadowing the surgery was in my high school class. This joke may contain profanity. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. I've never got past about 7, counting down from 10. Anesthesia Jokes Following is our collection of recovery puns and operation one-liner funnies and gags working better than reddit jokes. Fullscreen. 1. WARNING: Some … So he was going in to get some gallstones removed. However, as far as the potential for awkward situations goes, going to the doc's can be comedy gold. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. They're going through the typical post-op talk and mention that I might taste blood. ", "This and this stuff here. share. and then passed out. As they were wheeling him out of the room to put him in the prep area he noticed several other hospital beds in the area. Welcome to r/Funny, Reddit's largest humour depository. Join. A couple of weeks ago I had foot surgery and had to be put under. May 2, 2006 890 12 Chicagoland Status. ", "Are you sure that's a good idea? Although many won't remember … When I came off anesthesia from wisdom teeth surgery I tried to talk, and was stubborn enough that the nurses gave me a pad of paper. ", "Doc, have you done this before? After concluding a passionate night of lovemaking, Sue gets up and walks over to the sink to wash up. I tried to smile at them and wrote 'I like the taste of blood'. I tried to smile at them and wrote 'I like the taste of blood'. I was pretty excited to see this stuff used in kids as I had only seen it used in animals during my time as a vet tech. 55.8k. Discover and Share the best GIFs on Tenor. So, we find a quiet place and dim the lights (to help lessen ketamine induced hallucinations) and give the kid his ketamine. They're going through the typical post-op talk and mention that I might taste blood. Surgeon: Right before you went to sleep, you sat up on the operating table, pointed straight at me, and said "DON'T FUCK IT UP!" (I think this is funny. Pre-wisdom-tooth surgery, fucked up on Valium: "Doc... you do your thing. 4 4 3 2 2344. comments. But I also married a surgeon.) 115k • Posted by 8 hours ago. Love this track, what’s it called? This little kitty was prescribed valium after his operation. Including Anesthesia jokes for adults, dirty anesthesia puns and clean anaesthesia dad jokes for kids. (v.redd.it) submitted 4 hours ago by shampoo_and_dick. Because seriously, this sounds straight out of a Douglas Adams novel. Pure comedy ensues. In a recent Ask Reddit thread, anesthesiologists, doctors, nurses, and former patients share the craziest things they've heard or said while going under or coming out of anesthesia. This story isn't mine, but a friend of mine. Play. generic_name 2 dec. 2K Copy Facebook Pinterest Twitter Email {{ shortRepliesCount }} Show. He was waiting in the prep area and the nurse was going over everything with him. So the first thing I muttered was "Uuuuuuuh ooooh. Dimoak Member . They would never forgive us. You just... you just... go. that kid had the time of his life, trust me :P. I read the kid's lines in the voice of the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Especially with photos this funny. Anesthesia -> fellowship is still a solid route IMO. Probably not the funniest in this thread, but hey. I hear your feelings about EM tho :/ Reactions: 1 users Reply. Fullscreen. Are you Arthur Dent? Settings. 37.4k. Surgeon: Hey, sugasugashack, how are you feeling? We shrug, maybe give our heads a â ¦ â ¦ Here's an example of how to write the perfect one. Report. Nurses of reddit, what’s the most entertaining thing someone has said coming off of anesthesia? Reactions: 4 users Reply. 0:00. And as they lifted me, I could feel my body attempting to help them shift me into the bed, but that exertion made me start to pee uncontrollably. tofunny. I have no memory of this. I said some terrible things to my mom as I was coming out of anesthesia. and the answers may send you into fits of giggles without any local anesthesia. Welcome to r/Funny, Reddit's largest humour depository. And I yelled weakly, "AWWWEEESOME," and then passed right out again. A couple more cc's of ketamine and the bargaining stopped, the finger was fixed, and we continued to laugh so hard we cried from the stuff this 8 year old kid had been saying. And I just kept repeating that until my mom was embarrassed and took away my paper. 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